
United Kingdom | 28 June 2002
With so much
stacked against this festival, in terms of politics and the threat of final closure if so much as a rut of that fence
comes down, it's inspiring to see that the elements are now well and truly on the right side of Glastonbury (unlike previous
years). Like a giant ethereal middle finger waving in the face of the weather forecasts, happy campers today emerged from
dry tents under defiant blue skies, that lasted throughout the first day of music.
After an aborted mission to find the hot showers
(we did find them, but the two and a half hour queue defeated us), we arrived at the Pyramid Stage in time for our spiritual
blessing, courtesy of Alabama 3. Hardly morning people,
we weren't expecting miracles from the Alabamas today, but by God did we get them. The Rev. D. Wayne Love evidently believed
he was in the comedy tent, and he could have been, with his inspired lovable Southern-Fried evangelist routine that would
have put Steve Coogan in his paces. After each song, the banter became progressively more ridiculous until Love and his own
bandmates were collapsing with laughter, at the betrayal of their natural Glaswegian and Welsh accents.
"Don't take the Timothy Leary Acid",
advised partner in crime Larry Love from beneath his ubiquitous stetson, and we didn't need to. The pure freebase grooves
of songs like 'Woke Up This Morning', 'Testify' and 'Sick to Pray' were enough, when cut with unexpected sunshine, to take
the main stage crowd somewhere far higher than a field, to the utopia loosely called 'A Glastonbury Moment'.
Over on the Other Stage, the Cooper
Temple Clause were furthering their on-going quest to eliminate the tambourine. Today's 'kill count' amounted to
an impressive five, leaving the stage peppered with mangled plastic. Kicking off with usual opener 'Did You Miss Me', a sizeable
crowd had assembled to greet one of Britain's most under-appreciated bands. Girls mounted shoulders as the epic chords of
'Who Needs Enemies' rang out over the Somerset countryside. The set deviated surprisingly, as 'Murder Song' followed, relegated
from its standard place as set closer.
As the heat persisted, it soon became clear that this band's secret weapon
is their dark side, which was all but absorbed by the lingering sun. Stripped of this edge, which levels dark indoor venues
like the London Astoria, we were left with a good, solid performance. Not their best ever, and certainly not the best we will
see this weekend, however. Just reliable, entertaining Cooper Temple Clause.
If the Coopers represent tambourine Hell,
then Heaven must surely be The Dandy Warhols. Back
on the Pyramid Stage, foxy keyboard player Zia was sensuously tapping her hand-held percussion against her exposed thigh.
"Thanks for getting up so early to see us", said comically-bearded singer Courtney Taylor (it's three pm!), "We've
gotta keep rock n' roll alive, you know!". The cheese subsided to irony, as they launched into the song that killed their
rock n' roll and now sells mobile phones, 'Bohemian Like You'. All was forgiven, however, as they proceeded this with
their classic, humourous country ditty 'Amsterdam', with Zia giving out the finest harmonica this side of Brixton (see Alabama 3, above). It's all about love at the end of the day, and The Dandy Warhols spread it like Beckham bends balls.
